Intergalactic Beard Balm

Keep your beard looking healthy and maintained with beard balm. Beard balm helps tame your beard giving it a finished look. Our balms are smooth and offer the right amount of oils to ensure your beard doesn’t look greasy. Our Intergalactic Beard Balm contains high quality oils, butters, and beeswax to seal in the moisture while giving your beard the hold you desire. 

Our 96th scent is called Intergalactic: We need just the letters “U” and “I” to complete the alphabet. As I was trying to figure out a name for the letter “U”, the Beastie Boys song Intergalactic came on at the shop.  I literally thought to myself, “Intergalactic would be a cool name for a scent”. Then I kept trying to come up a name for “U”. Literally 10 minutes later it hit me…. I need an “I” too!! So, our Intergalactic scent was born. To keep with the Intergalactic theme, I let AI create the description. If you’ve never played with this program, it’s pretty wild. Create your own story, song, rap for your next rap battle, or even a DnD story. Without further adieu, here is AI writing a story about Intergalactic:

Once upon a time, there was a man named Donny who owned a small business called Beard Care Club. Donny was passionate about creating the best beard care products on the market, but he knew that in order to stand out, he needed to find the most unique and potent scents. One day, while browsing the internet, Donny stumbled upon an article about a new type of space travel that made it possible for civilians to travel to space. Without hesitation, Donny booked a trip and set off on a journey to the stars in search of the perfect ingredients for his products. As Donny’s spaceship soared through the galaxy, he passed by colorful nebulae and glittering star clusters. He scanned each planet he came across, looking for signs of life and the potential for new scents. After a few weeks of traveling, he finally came across a small, rocky planet that seemed to be teeming with life. Donny landed his spaceship and set out to explore the planet. He was greeted by an overwhelming array of fragrances. There were sweet, floral scents from the delicate flowers, earthy scents from the rich soil, and even a hint of spice from the towering trees. Donny knew he had found the perfect place to gather ingredients for his beard care products. He spent several weeks collecting samples and experimenting with different combinations of scents. Finally, he found the perfect mix of scents that he knew would set his products apart from the rest. Donny returned to Earth with a newfound sense of excitement and purpose. He couldn’t wait to share his new, out-of-this-world scents with his customers. And with that, Beard Care Club’s line of products took off and became the most sought-after in the market, for its unique and extraordinary scents that no one else had ever found.

For proof that the above story actually happened, here is an AI generated picture of me in space on my journey. Suck it haters!

Intergalactic is scented with: Citrus | Neroli | Jasmine | Rosemary | Nutmeg | Musk | Cedar | Amber